When are we going to have another Nerd Night?

It seems that once again Nerd Night has fell apart. With Kimber working a lot of graveyard shifts, Nolan getting butt fucked by his boyfriend, and Jarret doing Jarret-stuff; the next time for Nerd Night is speculative at best. In the meantime everyone think of how much better your life would be if you had the freedom to punch strangers in the face.

Beat The Shit Out of Spartacus Night

So since Kimber and Jarret seem to be having a little bit of turmoil with work schedules and stuff, I'm just going to make up stuff for the schedule since I can't remember the real stuff. Hopefully those two assholes can get their shit together(just kidding guys! (like you'll ever read this anyways fuckers!)). So yeah we never had Risk Night. I instead just had to risk getting an awesome hangover. In other words I drank all the alcohol that I had bought for Nerd Night. So sorry 'bout that.

This week if we hold Nerd Night, I have decreed that Kimber shall bring her rat and let my dog playfully fuck him up. I think it'll be fun. Bring treats or booze.

Risk Night

Last week we went over to Ferret's house and drank some gimlet's and wine. Also Nolan gets drunk really fast. We helped Nolan make this hilarious recording for some pornimation he's making. Also Kimber called us all wine noobs, because she's more classy or some stupid shit.

Tonight, we're supposed to do Risk Night. Which I think means we all have sex without condoms on. It could also mean the board game Risk. We'll just see where the night takes us.

The Ultimate Grand Theft Auto Championship Night

So last weeks "Poop" night was actually supposed to be "museum" night but actually what happened was that Kimber and Devin sat around watching Seinfeild while waiting for Jarret to show up. Whether Jarret ever showed up is still under investigation by Devin since Devin left too early since he got kinda bored.

This upcoming week is going to be awesome though. Since what's planned is THE ULTIMATE GRAND THEFT AUTO CHAMPIONSHIP! No rules or guidelines have been provided for this epic event so I'm just going to assume that there aren't any. Crotch punching is fine. Crotch punching with cars is even better. and Crotch punching with buses is best.
Show up at Jarret's and my place since that's where the xbox is.

Also we may be changing Nerd Night to another night that isn't Sunday. Probable candidates right now are Thursday or Friday night. So pay attention

Poop Night

Next week is poop night where horrible suggested things will happen. Also there will be dogs there and possibly food and hopefully Frank and Marissa will show up.

Bring shit.

It looks like Nerd Night isn't dead after all

Alright so yesterday I was working at Ihop and serving all my little tables when Kimber and Jarret came in to eat because they were both too lazy to wait six minutes for Panda Express to open. But Kimber made up a Nerd Night schedule and showed it to me (which from past experience with the Kimber shouldn't convince me that anything is really happening but I'll play along for atleast a week or two).
Also Nerd Night is starting up again this week at seven on Sunday at probably Kimber's place, but I don't remember what the plan was so plan on it being a surprise. wooh