When are we going to have another Nerd Night?

It seems that once again Nerd Night has fell apart. With Kimber working a lot of graveyard shifts, Nolan getting butt fucked by his boyfriend, and Jarret doing Jarret-stuff; the next time for Nerd Night is speculative at best. In the meantime everyone think of how much better your life would be if you had the freedom to punch strangers in the face.

Beat The Shit Out of Spartacus Night

So since Kimber and Jarret seem to be having a little bit of turmoil with work schedules and stuff, I'm just going to make up stuff for the schedule since I can't remember the real stuff. Hopefully those two assholes can get their shit together(just kidding guys! (like you'll ever read this anyways fuckers!)). So yeah we never had Risk Night. I instead just had to risk getting an awesome hangover. In other words I drank all the alcohol that I had bought for Nerd Night. So sorry 'bout that.

This week if we hold Nerd Night, I have decreed that Kimber shall bring her rat and let my dog playfully fuck him up. I think it'll be fun. Bring treats or booze.

Risk Night

Last week we went over to Ferret's house and drank some gimlet's and wine. Also Nolan gets drunk really fast. We helped Nolan make this hilarious recording for some pornimation he's making. Also Kimber called us all wine noobs, because she's more classy or some stupid shit.

Tonight, we're supposed to do Risk Night. Which I think means we all have sex without condoms on. It could also mean the board game Risk. We'll just see where the night takes us.

The Ultimate Grand Theft Auto Championship Night

So last weeks "Poop" night was actually supposed to be "museum" night but actually what happened was that Kimber and Devin sat around watching Seinfeild while waiting for Jarret to show up. Whether Jarret ever showed up is still under investigation by Devin since Devin left too early since he got kinda bored.

This upcoming week is going to be awesome though. Since what's planned is THE ULTIMATE GRAND THEFT AUTO CHAMPIONSHIP! No rules or guidelines have been provided for this epic event so I'm just going to assume that there aren't any. Crotch punching is fine. Crotch punching with cars is even better. and Crotch punching with buses is best.
Show up at Jarret's and my place since that's where the xbox is.

Also we may be changing Nerd Night to another night that isn't Sunday. Probable candidates right now are Thursday or Friday night. So pay attention

Poop Night

Next week is poop night where horrible suggested things will happen. Also there will be dogs there and possibly food and hopefully Frank and Marissa will show up.

Bring shit.

It looks like Nerd Night isn't dead after all

Alright so yesterday I was working at Ihop and serving all my little tables when Kimber and Jarret came in to eat because they were both too lazy to wait six minutes for Panda Express to open. But Kimber made up a Nerd Night schedule and showed it to me (which from past experience with the Kimber shouldn't convince me that anything is really happening but I'll play along for atleast a week or two).
Also Nerd Night is starting up again this week at seven on Sunday at probably Kimber's place, but I don't remember what the plan was so plan on it being a surprise. wooh

Devin got a date you motherfuckers

So anyways, Nolan is in town and my mom tried to hook him up with some chick that I work with. But this chick was like no I don't wanna I'd rather go out with Devin. Seriously thats the story. And now next week Me and this woman are going out and doing stuff. But it's not like you guys will read this so screw off.


Also it's pretty obvious that nerd night is dead. Just saying

unknown night

This upcoming nerd night it is unknown what we will be doing. As far as I know I haven't been told the plans to it. It is even unknown if anyone is coming or not. That's how unknown it is.

vegas joint birthday trip

yeah on sunday we're leaving for vegas. If we aren't back by wednesday then call the police. hopefully someone will find this blog if that happens. but probably not. I'm really excited.

Pumpkin Carving Night

Let me say this. I don't really give a shit that I haven't posted in while. The only reason I am posting is that I thought the included picture is funny and that a certain Jarret would especially appreciate it. But since that certain Jarret never checks this blog, he will never see it. So screw him. Screw everyone.

While I'm at it I may as well post some announcements or something. This Thursday at Kimber's basement porno studio we will be having a pumpkin carving party. There will be pumpkins, there will be little doggies, and there will be some new faces. That's why I'm excited, the new faces part. So show up or not, and if you don't then fuck you, and bring pumpkin carving tools and newspaper since I don't know if Kimber will have enough equipment.

Oktoberfest Night Again?

Ok so tomorrow Devin might once again trek his fatass all the way back up to Snobird(Probably only Devin again because Kimber and Jarret will probably puss out again).

Then afterwards we will probably all hang out and do nothing. But I'm secretly hoping that we go out and get sushi. Like cool people do.

Oktoberfest Night

Lets start with important announcement stuff.

Nerd Night has been changed to Sunday nights because of Devin.
Also we might have a couple new members.

The end(of announcements).

This Sunday night we will be driving all the fart up to the Snobird Resort where they will be having an awesome Oktoberfest festival in full effect. We are going to party, eat snausages, and maybe even pick up some fine assed bitches. Bring money since even though its free to get in, I'm sure you have to pay if you want to do anything.


it's probably gonna end up being like this.

Freaky Orgy Night

Because of lots of vacation and many a work schedule gone awry, the Nerd Nighters have been having trouble getting together for the last month or two. But now that we are all getting back into the mold of things that shouldn't really be too much of a problem from now on. Hence I, Devin, am posting shit again.

Next week will be anonymous sex party night. Everyone wear a mask so we don't know who you are. It's supposed to be anonymous.

Simpsons and stuff night

So apparently Jarret and Kimber boogied it up in Las Vegas two weeks ago for Jarret's Birthday and then Kimber went to California with her family to par-tay some more. Then last week we did something except I can't remember what it was. Hopefully I didn't get roofied and butt raped since I really am having a hard time remembering. Thats bad.

This week Jarret has stupid work so Kimber and Devin are going to watch the Simpsons and talk about children's book ideas. Then Devin is going to ditch Kimber and go hang out with crazy people. Sorry kimber

Hide and seek night

Grumpy-Ass-Jarret-Birthday night didn't happen since apparently Jarret and Kimber have both simultaneously gone missing. I arrived at Kimber's basement den last week at around 7:30 or so, her car was there but there was no Kimber or Jarret. And besides one text telling me how much I owe roomate Jarry for utilities, neither of them have responded to my texts or anything since then.

Anyways, next week is going to be find my friends week. I will search for Kimber and Jarret and I will consider it a successful Nerd Night if I find them. that is all

Grumpy Ass Night

Devin is in shitty mood. Don't ask me why. I don't really have a reason.
Anyways, last week Devin and Jarret got to wait around for Kimber to show up. We walked dogs, rented a bad movie, and revealed a bunch of personal secrets.
Next week is Grumpy ass night. Devin wants to do some egging of houses and thats what we're going to do. deal with it you bitches.

UPDATE: actually I think I just want to feed the ducks now.

UPDATE: actually I think it might be Jarret's birthday or something so we might do something for that instead

stuff and games and crap night

Ok so yeah I'm late posting but thats because Nolan barged in with his post on how taxes suck and I just wanted to give his post some space.
So last week we learned how to play a card game called Legend of the Five Rings. It was going pretty good and fun-like but Kimber got all cranky because she didn't know what the crap was going on and Jarret wiped our asses all over the floor since he knew exactly what the crap was going on(but he pretended that he didn't). Also Devin got a typewriter.
Next week is Devin's turn to teach the crew a game. It will be a surprise. yay.

taxes and poopy pants

I don't pay too much attention what happens to my money. This is a lazy and bad habit I developed from a lifetime of: "I don't care I'm apathetic and only wanna have fun," syndrom.

So anyway this was the first time I've ever filled out my own taxes, It was scary but I did it online through H and R block and they gave me step by step instructions. In the end of the tax report I submitted the mother fucker and a new page came up: "state taxes." What went through my head was: "Am I paying state taxes? I don't know I'll leave it blank" So anyway long story short, I recently found out from one of my pay stubs that I am infact still paying atate taxes through Utah and I just lost some good cash from my tax return because of this bullshit. Infact I wonder even now if the form went in and I'm even gonna get a return at all. The tension is killing me. And I just shit myself thinking I could also get in trouble with dumbasses for not doing my taxes.

Anyway I want to talk about this Mormon zion: "Utah," They suck you dry and cheat you so much when it comes to cash it's not even funny. nuff said, my rant is over, and I'm gonna see if someone can help me with my paranoia and lack of interest in my own hard earned money.

Possibly Cancelled Night

Ok so sorry for the late post. Last week on April 5th we went to the BYU library(since it was raining) and we wrote a bunch of secret messages on post its and secretly hid them inside of books. I'm pretty sure that some of the ones that I put in those books aren't going to be looked at until like twenty years from now or maybe even like never, I don't know(they were really really obscure books). I can't speak for Jarret or Kimber though since we all split up hee hee. I am totally mischievously grinning right now for that random student that finds a post it with the illuminating message of "BOOBIES!" years and years from now.

Anyways, this week was cancelled because Kimber threw up. We might reschedule but probably not since Kimber has failed to text me back after asking me what nights I am free to pull more pranks.
So plan for the week after this week though. It's prank night again. Bring a sharpie... again.