Unfortunately, noone got prostituted last Monday night. But fortunately for Kimber, we had a little scriptwriting workshop in which Jarret and Devin developed two homosexuals into blood-drinking assassins that eventually overcome their differences and go home to have gay sex. It rocked.
Next week will be prank night. Devin's going to wear a gorilla mask, and Kimber's going to wear a ski mask, and Jarret is going to go naked. Everyone bring a sharpie so that we can write funny stuff all over everything. Also pray that it won't rain.