Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Crazy Night

Nolan Night(aka weiner night) was only a partial success. Devin decided to pull a Fred* and get money instead of hanging out with Friends and all the remaining Nerd Nighters just watched movies instead anyways.

This upcoming Nerd Night is Crazy Night where we will get off our asses and go do crazy ass shit. Sortof in the vein of the video below. Start thinking of ideas

*Also known as Little Shit Bitch

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Nolan Night

Yesterday we had Jewish Night. We all ate triscuits and gouda and watched Annie Hall. Then we had nap time on Kimber's floor.

This week is Nolan Night. Nolan will be in town and we will probably have an orgy since it will appease the Nolan. Rest assured it will be extra good since joining the Navy Nolan's sexy has quadrupled. We will also be doing Choose your own adventure.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Japanese Stereotypes and The Crylics

Last Nerd Night we once again went to In N Out(I can see a bad habit forming). After eating, we journeyed to the movie theater to watch New Moon and yell obscenities at the screen.

Tonight our mission is to find sushi and eat it. Afterwards we will be invading "The Velour" in downtown Provo to watch Battle of the Bands and cheer on The Crylics while simultaneously booing everyone else. It's gonna be kindof like this:

Friday, November 27, 2009

stuff-is-planned-but-we'll-do-something-else Night

Ok so last Nerd Night went well. We went to In n out and watched movies and stuff. It was fun.
This week we probably have crap planned but I don't know what it is and we probably won't do it anyways.
And now a confession. Go to ye old Nerd Night blog here and look at the comments. Yes I did all that.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Devin's Birthday

On Monday we will be doing whatever Devin wants, whenever Devin wants, because it's his birthday. Rumour has it that we'll be doing something artsy-crafty, eating at Utah Valley's new In-N-Out Burger, and possibly partaking in certain taboo rituals.

Also, Monday, December 14, Kimber's mother has arranged to take the Nerd Nighters to a Bare Naked Ladies concert at a bar in Salt Lake. Plan accordingly.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Devin's Birthday Night

Last week we discovered that we were pot-heads that don't do pot. We all rolled around on the floor while repeating the phrase, "I don't know, what do you want to do?" And we also discovered that Kimber can cook good ribs.
This upcoming Nerd Night we will be celebrating Devin's birthday by going to the new In-N-Out, playing with sculpey, and watching a movie. It will be super fun and you wish you were coming.

But first you must tell me why this cat appears to be pushing a watermelon.

Friday, November 13, 2009

BBQ Night

Monday we will be having BBQ night, with ribs, and perhaps some potato salad. Everyone bring five or ten bucks for the food, and perhaps a movie or game to entertain us with while we partake of the succulent meat. Vegetarians won't even know what they're missing.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

We Look Good in Drag

Also, next Nerd Night is Choose Your Own Adventure night, and we will also be having cake.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Rocky Horror Picture Show Night

Plans have changed and Nerd Night this week is going to be held on Thursday October 29 at the Tower Theatre(same place that had the store kitty coincidentally) in Salt Lake City. We will be watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Dress up like your favorite character, and bring some cash to pay back Kimber for the tickets.

This picture has nothing to do with this post. I just really like it

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A Tutorial

Explained by Kimber.

Nerd Night is a weekly opportunity for nerdy friends to get together and do nerdy things. It is held in Kimber's basement apartment, which is generally large enough for the various activities, though not always. Nerd Night used to be a respectably sized gathering, but now due to Texas Universities and the Navy, our numbers have dwindled to Kimber, Devin, and Jarret. Kimber's dog Spartacus also attends regularly, and every so often Satan makes an appearance.

Last Nerd Night we went to the haunted forest, where we learned that Devin's younger brother, Biddle, is awesome, and Kimber will ditch everyone when being chased by chain saws.

Next Monday we will be carving pumpkins, watching movies, and eating candy. Everyone bring a couple bucks for pumpkins, candy, and movies, or bring those items to begin with, if you don't want to patronize Albertsons and Blockbuster, where we will be going to obtain the afore-mentioned items.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Haunted Forest

Time for the Nerd Night Report!
Last week we went to the Nightmare on 13th. It was awesome. Afterwards we drove through Rape Park and saw a store kitty at the Tower Theatre in Salt Lake City. We also played Nertz and ate doughnuts.
This week we will once again be meeting at Devin's house and going to The Haunted Forest. This time we will remember to bring Biddle along.

This is what happens to faggots who skip out on Nerd Night.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Nightmare on 13th

Just a quick reminder that Nerd Night is at Devin's house in Pleasant Grove. Be there on time or we'll feed you to Larissa. Once you get to my house I will drive us up the rest of the way. And happy! I've got coupons for us.
Kimber if you want to bring Sparty-poo I'm sure my mom and sister would be happy to watch him. Just make sure you bring his leash too so that he can be reigned in. Also Kimber, this is future you.

Monday, October 5, 2009

The Nerd Night Schedule

Tonight is Scarey Night. We'll see how it goes.

Next week is a field trip to Nightmare on 13th street. The next week we'll be going on an excursion to the haunted forest. For the last Nerd Night in October, we'll be doing pumpkin carving, candy, and movies. You can take that last sentence however you want to.

Here is a picture of our beautiful poster, which was quickly destroyed by stupid BYU students.

The End

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Karaoke Night

Last nerd night happened like this. Devin went to Kimber's house on time while Jarret and Kimber spent about forever getting some board games(I think they actually parked and made out for half an hour but don't tell them I said that). During this time Kimber's jerk-off peeper neighbor came over and showed me his penis, which for some reason is located on his forehead. He then told me a bunch of shit that I in turn told Kimber and Jarret when they got there.
Oh and Jarret apparently is a kickass Scrabble player. We should do Scrabble again, since it was fun.

This Monday we will be having Karaoke Night. Bring your vocal chords and your applications to Arby's.
Doesn't this kid kindof look like a little version of Nolan?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Board Game Night

Hello Dear Readers,

Monday (tomorrow if you're reading this now, today if you're reading it tomorrow, and yesterday if you're reading this the day after tomorrow), we will be playing board games for Nerd Night. Now that I think of it, we'll likely have to make provisions to make sure Spartacus doesn't jump up on us or the game, but we are crafty, inventive people, so I'm sure we'll think of something.

Also, everyone try to wear black underwear. I think it would be funny if our underwear all matched, but we didn't know it.

Friday, September 18, 2009

This is the second posting of this blog

Time for the Nerd Night announcements! Devin style. Last week we discovered that with a closed BYU art museum our activities degenerate into spending an entire hour coloring in a poster of an Orca whale and burning time until midnight so that Jarret could buy season four of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". We also made fun of BYU students and their silly willy dating habits.

"Can I ask you out to dinner? My cock is atleast as big as five of these, I promise"

Next week will be bored week or something. We will play board games(pun bitch) and probably blow money on food. Bring pictionary.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Nerd Night Post

Whoo-hoo for us, we finally have a nerd night blog that Kimber didn't forget the password to. There's really not a lot of news, except to say that this Monday (tomorrow), we are going to the art museum, so everyone arrive promptly at seven, or you will be left behind.