The Ultimate Grand Theft Auto Championship Night

So last weeks "Poop" night was actually supposed to be "museum" night but actually what happened was that Kimber and Devin sat around watching Seinfeild while waiting for Jarret to show up. Whether Jarret ever showed up is still under investigation by Devin since Devin left too early since he got kinda bored.

This upcoming week is going to be awesome though. Since what's planned is THE ULTIMATE GRAND THEFT AUTO CHAMPIONSHIP! No rules or guidelines have been provided for this epic event so I'm just going to assume that there aren't any. Crotch punching is fine. Crotch punching with cars is even better. and Crotch punching with buses is best.
Show up at Jarret's and my place since that's where the xbox is.

Also we may be changing Nerd Night to another night that isn't Sunday. Probable candidates right now are Thursday or Friday night. So pay attention

Oktoberfest Night

Lets start with important announcement stuff.

Nerd Night has been changed to Sunday nights because of Devin.
Also we might have a couple new members.

The end(of announcements).

This Sunday night we will be driving all the fart up to the Snobird Resort where they will be having an awesome Oktoberfest festival in full effect. We are going to party, eat snausages, and maybe even pick up some fine assed bitches. Bring money since even though its free to get in, I'm sure you have to pay if you want to do anything.


it's probably gonna end up being like this.

stuff and games and crap night

Ok so yeah I'm late posting but thats because Nolan barged in with his post on how taxes suck and I just wanted to give his post some space.
So last week we learned how to play a card game called Legend of the Five Rings. It was going pretty good and fun-like but Kimber got all cranky because she didn't know what the crap was going on and Jarret wiped our asses all over the floor since he knew exactly what the crap was going on(but he pretended that he didn't). Also Devin got a typewriter.
Next week is Devin's turn to teach the crew a game. It will be a surprise. yay.

Possibly Cancelled Night

Ok so sorry for the late post. Last week on April 5th we went to the BYU library(since it was raining) and we wrote a bunch of secret messages on post its and secretly hid them inside of books. I'm pretty sure that some of the ones that I put in those books aren't going to be looked at until like twenty years from now or maybe even like never, I don't know(they were really really obscure books). I can't speak for Jarret or Kimber though since we all split up hee hee. I am totally mischievously grinning right now for that random student that finds a post it with the illuminating message of "BOOBIES!" years and years from now.

Anyways, this week was cancelled because Kimber threw up. We might reschedule but probably not since Kimber has failed to text me back after asking me what nights I am free to pull more pranks.
So plan for the week after this week though. It's prank night again. Bring a sharpie... again.