stuff and games and crap night

Ok so yeah I'm late posting but thats because Nolan barged in with his post on how taxes suck and I just wanted to give his post some space.
So last week we learned how to play a card game called Legend of the Five Rings. It was going pretty good and fun-like but Kimber got all cranky because she didn't know what the crap was going on and Jarret wiped our asses all over the floor since he knew exactly what the crap was going on(but he pretended that he didn't). Also Devin got a typewriter.
Next week is Devin's turn to teach the crew a game. It will be a surprise. yay.

taxes and poopy pants

I don't pay too much attention what happens to my money. This is a lazy and bad habit I developed from a lifetime of: "I don't care I'm apathetic and only wanna have fun," syndrom.

So anyway this was the first time I've ever filled out my own taxes, It was scary but I did it online through H and R block and they gave me step by step instructions. In the end of the tax report I submitted the mother fucker and a new page came up: "state taxes." What went through my head was: "Am I paying state taxes? I don't know I'll leave it blank" So anyway long story short, I recently found out from one of my pay stubs that I am infact still paying atate taxes through Utah and I just lost some good cash from my tax return because of this bullshit. Infact I wonder even now if the form went in and I'm even gonna get a return at all. The tension is killing me. And I just shit myself thinking I could also get in trouble with dumbasses for not doing my taxes.

Anyway I want to talk about this Mormon zion: "Utah," They suck you dry and cheat you so much when it comes to cash it's not even funny. nuff said, my rant is over, and I'm gonna see if someone can help me with my paranoia and lack of interest in my own hard earned money.

Possibly Cancelled Night

Ok so sorry for the late post. Last week on April 5th we went to the BYU library(since it was raining) and we wrote a bunch of secret messages on post its and secretly hid them inside of books. I'm pretty sure that some of the ones that I put in those books aren't going to be looked at until like twenty years from now or maybe even like never, I don't know(they were really really obscure books). I can't speak for Jarret or Kimber though since we all split up hee hee. I am totally mischievously grinning right now for that random student that finds a post it with the illuminating message of "BOOBIES!" years and years from now.

Anyways, this week was cancelled because Kimber threw up. We might reschedule but probably not since Kimber has failed to text me back after asking me what nights I am free to pull more pranks.
So plan for the week after this week though. It's prank night again. Bring a sharpie... again.

A picture for your childish amusement

Prank Night

Unfortunately, noone got prostituted last Monday night. But fortunately for Kimber, we had a little scriptwriting workshop in which Jarret and Devin developed two homosexuals into blood-drinking assassins that eventually overcome their differences and go home to have gay sex. It rocked.
Next week will be prank night. Devin's going to wear a gorilla mask, and Kimber's going to wear a ski mask, and Jarret is going to go naked. Everyone bring a sharpie so that we can write funny stuff all over everything. Also pray that it won't rain.

Pimpshizzle night

Fun night went awesomely. The gang hung around at the local Wash-Hut waiting for Kimber's clothing to be washed and dried. For food, Devin got himself ice cream, Kimber got Panda Express, and Jarret didn't get anything(he was a little bugged by it too). When Kimber's laundry finished, we all crammed our asses in Kimber's car and drove around and terrorized downtown provo. Nuf' said.
Next week is PimpShizzle night. We're gonna start an underground crime syndicate with the sole illegal purpose of whoring out Nolan and Grant(a plan to bring them back to Utah is in my schedule as well). Also I think Kimber might have something planned. Bring your best bling.

Fun Night

Time for the minutes people.
Last week we somehow ended up watching Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and eating pizza. The shark flew out of the water and ate a plane. It. Fucked. My. Mind. :D
Anyways, this week will be fun night. Jarret and Kimber will probably want to do not fun stuff but Devin doesn't want to put up with their shit and lack of funds. Bring a funny joke(especially if it's dirty those kind are the best).


Here's a video of the bravest warriors. Watch it before Cartoon Network finds it and takes it off youtube since they're assholes